Captain Fawcett's Luxurious Shave Soap
You may not know this but the Captain and I actually served together and it should be noted that he saved me on more than one occasion.
You see, I had not understood the posting to last for nearly as long as it did – conflict being what it is – and toward the end of our tour, my supply of shaving soap had gone from quite adequate to quite pathetic.
Fearing that I would have to sacrifice and sport stubble – owing to a forced rationing of my soap supply – I mentioned this to Captain Fawcett, begging his forgiveness in advance.
Instead of hearing out my plight, the Captain whipped out a block of his own soap and assured me that he could keep my groom in the style to which it had become accustomed.
Not only would I remain rich in lather, but the glycerin based soap actually enhanced the glide of my straight razor and elevated my ritual.
For that act of selflessness and exemplary comportment of a true gentleman and friend, I will forever be in his debt and keep it close at hand next to my straight razor.
Captain Fawcett's Luxurious Shave Soap: Contains fresh pine needle, elemi, cumin, coriander and extract of frankincense, patchouli and tobacco leaves. Alongside other helping ingredients, including sandalwood and amber. 110g/3.88 oz.